so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
We’re amazing, really.
How many people do you know that can smash the patriarchy while riding you cowgirl style?
ride a horse to church and never leave lmao
LADY GAGA IS SITTING IN HER CAR WIGLESS ON THE PHONE WITH HER MANAGER CRYING
Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.
This is the most adorable.
Once I was in a supermarket and I saw this really hot guy who worked there. He looked around my age and my friends dared me to go flirt with him. They actually told me what to say and I was bored so thought why not? I went up to him and asked where I could find the condoms. He took me to the isle and asked me if I needed any help choosing to which I seductively replied ‘Which ever ones you normally use’. We ended up ditching my friends and fucking in the back room
“sir, what you did is so illegal that it loops around and now you’re the cop and i’m under arrest. here’s your badge welcome to the force”
he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”
well detective, we don’t have much to go on. the victim is dead, that’s for sure. like the victim is definitely dead. we yelled really loud in his ear and he didn’t do anything. he’s probably dead
Lea Seydoux for Elle France: ‘Plein Soleil Sur Lea’ May 17,2013 by David Burton
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